Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Media/Press Secretary

I interviewed Dave today so the public can form their own opinion on him. Dave wanted to let the public know that he is for the working man and against big businesses and big Oil companies. Also his stance on gay marriage is, "Get along or get along." He also feels that Stem cell research, "Ain't hurting nothing! God forbid we cure some stuff." Feel free to tat, burn, pierce, etc. your body as you please while he will be in office. The last big topic of the day is the current war. Dave believes we should, " Get out and get on. We have done enough over seas time to focus more on are own affairs here in the USA."

Now that you have heard what Dave has to say you to can form your opinion.

Campaign slogan: My name is Dave and I want to be your president. Can you dig it!

chappy

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